There once was a group of Explainers
Who might or might not have been sane(r)
Teaching science to kids
Their hair all a-frizz
Their excitement couldn't have been plainer

These Explainers, they welcomed me in
With a chuckle and a grin
A home away from home
As on the museum floor I roam
Attempting not to step on little kids

I learned many important things
Such as how gross cow eye dissection is
Ant pointed towards the bathroom
Until my head went boom
I promise I'm useful for other things

I'll miss this wonderful place
And wandering through the space
Exhibits big and small
But of course, most of all
All my coworkers' beautiful faces